She flashed him a grin when he stood that quickly faded at his 'joke.' She shook her head and muttered, "I'd like to see you try it," bending her head over the foot she placed on her knee to first push against the cut to cause it to bleed more and wash out any impurities, and then quickly and efficiently wrap the bandage.

That was more habitual snark than anything, though, she honestly believed he would try it and couldn't see it going well for either of them. She'd just have to keep watching her feet.