I don't need to skinny dipping in fire ants to know it's not my cup of tea. If you're going to have pizza, and you're not going to have it home made with whole wheat crust, organic tomatoes, with basil and garlic? Then it's got to be deep dish, dripping with mozzarella, and topped with pepperoni.

[She might have just made herself hungry.]

If you're gonna go out, go big.